Stroke the bone!

I used to be so lonely
Didn't know what to do.
The girl I loved was far away
I needed something new.

I tried a sexy magazine
It didn't do the trick
I wanted more; a real live girl
Who'd want to suck my dick.

Then I found out that I could call
A girl up on the phone
And listen while she diddled
While I could "stroke the bone!"

So now I'm never lonely
Theres a new girl every night
The girl I love is far away
And everything's alright!